5. The self proclaimed "King" of the NBA LeBron James turned tail on the people of Cleveland as well as the team ownership when he made his grand announcement that he was signing with the Miami Heat for this season. James "The Jester" made his announcement in front of elementary school kids in New York which was a kick in the nuts to the Knicks and Nets as well. What really makes me sick is LeBron or should I say "LaBone" never even spoke to the Cav's owner to thank him for many great seasons and that he had decided to go with the Heat. What a bush league move.
4. The NFL has struck out against players leading with their helmets and giving head shots on tackles. The No Fun League is dishing out fines like Thom Greco dishing out grub at the soup kitchen. These fines have been particularly large when a quarterback is hit hard anywhere...period. This really ticks me off! Why do they wear helmets in the first place? Maybe to protect their heads? What a concept. As for the QB's, lets just put skirts on them along with some panties. All I have to say is what a bunch of babies. Pa Governor Ed Rendell is right, we are whipifying America.
3. It's not too hard to be mad at NCAA Football and especially the BCS. Once again this year they have showed their inability to rank teams correctly and to also match good teams together in the major bowl games. A great example of this is the Fiesta Bowl which pits Oklahoma against a hapless U-Conn team. Oklahoma is a 17 point favorite. This should never happen. Also, on New Years Day we have two 7-5 teams in Florida and Penn St. playing in the Outback Bowl. Why do two 7-5 teams deserve to play on January 1st? The answer is they don't. Boise St was 11-1 and they got exiled to playing on December 22nd in The MAACO Las Vegas bowl. It has become a joke at this point.
2. It was a very difficult decision as to who would be #1 for this year. There were two NFL players that just really sent me into an outrage and I had to decide who would be #1. Well, at #2 is Michael "Woof, Woof" Vick. This guy brutalizes dogs, comes back to football and is now being considered for the MVP. Are you freaking kidding me! I know many of you will say he did his time...to that I say FU! There is not enough time for what this clown did. He makes me sick. Instead of jail time they should have let a Pit Bull chew his nuts off! The thing that sickens me more is the ignorant Eagles fans took him right in. Kinda like a lost dog. WOOF, WOOF!
1. And of course our #1 is......BRETT FAVRE! Say it...BRETT FAVRE! This stooge has made a total laughing stock out of himself with his faux retirements. He claims this year is his last. RIGHT! He will bone the Vikings just like he did the Packers and Jets. It was good to see him pile driven to the turf by the Bears defense. Speaking of boned, he was just fined $50,000 for not fessing up to sexually harassing Jets employee Jen Sterger (seen on left).
He allegedly sent her pictures of his wienie amongst other things. As you can see by the picture of this chick, you would send her pictures of your wienie as well. Next year I expect him to be wearing the silver and black of The R-A-I-D-E-R-S. By the way, fans of The Gripes were over at Chacko's Family Bowling Center on Tuesday night and NBC showed BRETT FAVRE 60 plus times throughout a game he did not play. Shame on NBC Sports. You make me sick!There you have it, the 5 top things that sent me into an outrage for 2010 in sports. I know some of you are wondering why I did not include that senile old bastard Joe Paterno. Believe me, I will be lambasting him in 2011. By the way, I heard an interview with him yesterday on ESPN Radio and he could not even put a complete sentence together. More to come on JoePa.

